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[perkyrusalka]

Yesterday I bought myself an orthodontic spoon. I'm glad I'm investing so much in my dental care.

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[kutsiekittie.livejournal.com]

what is that?

and i get the impression you didn't purchase this accessory by choice :)

[perkyrusalka.livejournal.com]

Well, I called to complain that one of my bands was poking a hole in my tongue. And they told me I could come in, but first I could try pushing the pokey bit down myself with a wooden spoon. So I stopped by the dollar store and bought a bag o' spoons, and it almost worked.
Now I've got a wooden spoon on the bathroom counter with my toothbrush. I'm trying to come up with weirder explanations for it.