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My workplace has changed its name from "X Junior College" to "X Institute". The jokes, I have made all of them already. I was, however, very concerned to note there is now a bottle of lotion in the bathroom labeled "X Institute-Do not remove". I can't help but think of some sort of quasi-government research facility marketing mutating serum or something.
I used some anyway-now my hands itch. If I turn into a hideous animal hybrid and/or super-soldier, I will let you know.