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I put a dollar bill in the change machine at work today. It gave me back a dollar coin.  I was annoyed for two reasons: first, I needed 4 quarters, and second, they've taken Sacajawea off of the coin.  And they didn't bring Lady Liberty back either.  Insert feminist outrage here.  What'd William Henry Harrison ever do for me?

Also, I got behind a car yesterday bearing a bumper sticker reading "Masochists for Obama".  I was trying to figure out if they were pro- or ironically anti-the current president when I figured out it actually said machinists.