This year I've been busy!
In October I broke starrynacht's X-Box (-12 points). In September I helped turtledawn hide a body (-173 points). In February I set kutsiekittie's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Saturday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1963 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
I'd like to go on record as saying I would never harm a puppy.