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Just got back from a shopping excursion. Replaced my pants, but was unable to find cute rain boots. Got myself a new pot because I couldn't find just the replacement lid-will try not to let this one explode. (Or catch on fire, or melt, or become possessed be elder gods.)

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Oct. 26th, 2005 08:38 pm
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So, my printer is possessed by elder gods. This really doesn't surprise me much. That the elder gods suddenly decided to remind me of their presence was a bit of a surprise, though. First the printer sucked an entire ream of paper up, in an effort to do its fiendish will. Then it made horrible noises-the mere mortal printer not being prepared for the fiendish appetite of the elder god. Once I was able to get the stack of paper out from the maw of the beast, it continued with the horrible noise, and then forced me to hand feed it individually selected sheets of the finest pressed wood pulp. It used these sheets to output some perverse Enochian chatspeak, littered with ♥ ∀ ℘. Finally I was able to power down the beast, and sought sustenance, for verily, I was weakened from the battle.

Put popcorn in the microwave. Wandered away. Forgot about the popcorn.

I returned to the beast, and roused it from deceptive slumber. It grumbled at me, and again produced its hideous symbols. Then the moaning of the damned came from the kitchen, punctuated with dreadful explosions.

Not only is my printer on its last legs, the turntable in the microwave makes a really horrible sound when it goes around now.

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